Granny opened the letter from NASA, “Let’s see if I got accepted as an astronaut!”
Her grandson, Bradley Johnson, although Granny calls her Sonny, walked in.
“Not a chance. Being chosen is hard.”
Granny looked puzzled, “Why?”
Sonny sat down at the table. “Well you have a lot of competition, you’re completely insane, and you-“
“I GOT ACCEPTED!”
A few weeks later after a lot of training at NASA, Sonny said goodbye before she left on the rocket. He also seemed to be thrilled with her leaving. Granny went into the ship, the countdown went down and liftoff is a success. After a few minutes, Granny pulled out some stuff.
“Hey look what I smuggled aboard!” She pulled out a potato launcher and some applesauce.
“No, don’t!”
She pointed the launcher at them.
“No!” They got hit in the face with potatoes. They had to deal with this nonsense the whole time.
The ship landed safely on the moon.
“I’ll go first,” said one of the astronauts.
“Not on my back!” Granny then shot them with potatoes and ran on the moon saying “One small step toward getting a life!” She rapidly shot the potato launcher and drove away in the buggy.
“She’ll be back,” said one of the astronauts. They waited and guarded the ship. Granny drove back. Both astronauts grabbed her arms and dragged her into a cellar and locked her in. Then she sat in the corner for the rest of the trip.
Her grandson, Bradley Johnson, although Granny calls her Sonny, walked in.
“Not a chance. Being chosen is hard.”
Granny looked puzzled, “Why?”
Sonny sat down at the table. “Well you have a lot of competition, you’re completely insane, and you-“
“I GOT ACCEPTED!”
A few weeks later after a lot of training at NASA, Sonny said goodbye before she left on the rocket. He also seemed to be thrilled with her leaving. Granny went into the ship, the countdown went down and liftoff is a success. After a few minutes, Granny pulled out some stuff.
“Hey look what I smuggled aboard!” She pulled out a potato launcher and some applesauce.
“No, don’t!”
She pointed the launcher at them.
“No!” They got hit in the face with potatoes. They had to deal with this nonsense the whole time.
The ship landed safely on the moon.
“I’ll go first,” said one of the astronauts.
“Not on my back!” Granny then shot them with potatoes and ran on the moon saying “One small step toward getting a life!” She rapidly shot the potato launcher and drove away in the buggy.
“She’ll be back,” said one of the astronauts. They waited and guarded the ship. Granny drove back. Both astronauts grabbed her arms and dragged her into a cellar and locked her in. Then she sat in the corner for the rest of the trip.